The boy from the border just left his school -

No more shame for acting the fool all day

He followed the water, shooting the breeze

Dancing on the banks of a reverie

Ballroom Kid, circular motion

Ballroom Kid - Oh Yeah!

Ballroom Kid, from ocean to ocean he's wandering the land

He's gonna be your Ballroom Man!

A life in the ballroom has made him a star -

Painted gangsters worship him near and far

The most glamorous bandit that you've ever met -

He'll kill you slowly after a pirouette (ouette...you're getting wet)

Ballroom Kid, coming to get you!

Ballroom Kid - Beware!

Ballroom Kid, willing to bet ya you haven't a prayer!

He'll meet you in the ballroom dear

It's the bitch from the ballroom

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

Had you ever seen a wicked ballerina 'til the kid took your brain away?

Ballroom Kid, riding the ranges

Ballroom Kid on the move

Ballroom Kid - he's gonna tango into your saloon

Ballroom Kid, painting his fingernails

Ballroom Kid - being bad!

Ballroom Kid - a shift and a trigger is all that he has

Ballroom Kid, coming to get you

Ballroom Kid - Oh Yeah!

The Ballroom Kid, he'll never forget you so strike up the band

He's gonna be your Ballroom Man!!!